My Birthday List...

My birthday is now less than two months away, so I've started to things I might like:

• The Millenium Falcon. Not a toy, the actual Millenium Falcon. Although I've been asking for this since I was about six, so I won't hold my breath.
• Peanut butter that doesn't get stuck in my teeth.
• A time stretcher that would allow me more time to spend with the Lady.
• Pirate ship to match my pirate trousers, I'll recruit my own pirates though.
• Marmalade.
• Books about acorns that fought in major wars.
• Six copies of the Who's "Tommy" on vinyl. Just because.
• A little stack of crudely written (and even more crudely illustrated) pornographic novels.
• Blonde wig, with fringe.

That's pretty much it.