First things first, it's wonderful to be back. It's especially wonderful to be back with the Lady, who I've missed terribly for the last month, and whom I love more than anything or anyone. She means the absolute world to me and I'm incredibly lucky to have her in my life :)
Here (in no particular order) are some things I've been thinking about recently:
- My epic jaw surgery - which will no doubt hurt like a motherfucker, and may make me look completely different
- Sandwiches - apparently they don't have them in Nepal, so I've been having some form of sandwich for pretty much every meal since I got back
- Warm things - because our heating's broken, and compared to Nepal, England is fucking arctic
- Pokemon - I wish they were real, and just sort of replaced the animals in real life. You know, like Growlithe, Vulpix etc. replace the dogs, Meowth and Persian replace the cats, all the bees are Beedrills, and all the hookers are Jynx...
- Glasses - I desperately need some, everything's all blurry at the mo, making reading fairly hard. Glasses and braces... I'll be one handsome chap...
- Pirates - Having bought some rather piratey trousers in Nepal, I'm now quite ready for a swashbuckling adventure, although I do have a hard time growing any suitable facial hair...
- Elephants - After riding one, I like the idea of using one for my normal mode of transportation, and I'm not sure I'd have to pay any congestion charge for it.
- The summer - I can't wait for the festivals, picnics, trips to the zoo, bike rides, barbecues, and hopefully warm weather. Might try and squeeze a holiday in if the Lady gets some time off.
- My hands - they're awfully small, might get implants. Get me some 34DD hands.
And that's pretty much it, I'll leave you with a song I really like:
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